...and Death smiled

“ The key to thwarting a parking lot stalker is misdirection. Instead of getting angry, have some fun with the situation and see how long you can get them to follow you. When you reach your car, just keep on walking. Maybe go to the end of one lane, cross over into another and start walking in the opposite direction. See how many laps you can take with them hot on your heels. If you hear them start to accelerate like they’re giving up, immediately head for the driver’s side door of the nearest vehicle. When they slam on their brakes, start walking again. Repeat this process until they finally drive away in frustration or settle for a lesser parking spot. If you’re in especially good shape, maybe consider chasing them for good measure when they finally pull off. What could it hurt? ” - The 7 People Who Turn Every Parking Lot into a War Zone | Cracked.com