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Man, on a hot day: You know that toy from when we were kids, the green slime you could throw against a wall and it would stick and slowly ooze down?
Woman: Yeah, slime.
Man: That’s what my testicles feel like right now.
—21 St & 7th Ave Overheard by: rauski
” —Overheard in New York | It’s Not Easy Oozing Green.