January 2010
“We’ve replaced these people’s pagan gods with Folgers Crystals....”
– Wicca: For the Rest of Us - The Christian Church
“A young gentleman on the point of being married, is desirous of meeting a man of...”
– Wanted | Futility Closet
“Does This Remind You Of Anything: “Mutant = black” was a major theme...”
– X-Men - Television Tropes & Idioms
“New Jersey seems to be the most acceptable target for a state to other...”
– Acceptable Nationality Targets - Television Tropes & Idioms
Doctor who created MMR vaccine scare could lose... →
what the FUCK is wrong with california
Dude. What. The. Fuck. First of all, a dictionary is a book who’s sole purpose is to A) help you dry flowers and b) DEFINE ALL THE WORDS THAT THEY CAN FIT IN THERE.
Second of all, half the fun of a dictionary when you’re a kid is looking up the dirty words and giggling.
Third of all, that definition is so dry that it can’t eve *try* to pass for dirty.
pomosexual:
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“At this point in the story, anybody else would have jumped over the guy and...”
– The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics | Cracked.com
“There exists a Futurama fanfic, which shall remain nameless, whose author...”
– You Fail Sex Ed Forever - Television Tropes & Idioms
“Why We Despise Silver Ravenwolf”
– Wicca: For the Rest of Us - Why We Despise Silver Ravenwolf
This is the Best. Thing. Ever.