December 2008
“Woman Claims College “Turned” Her Gay This looks like it’s, um, a...”
– Rachel Kramer Bussel - Woman Claims College “Turned” Her Gay
Huh. I made it through college, and I was a totaly cocksucking slut. I wonder if college made me straighter? Or was it because I felt the need to compete with Jon, who could deep throat a beer bottle with ease? Maybe college...
Christmas Undies
Every year for Christmas, my mom fills our stocking with useful stuff. Chap stick, deodorant, toothpaste, stuff like that.
And every year, even though I ask her not to, she buys me a pair of underwear.
Its frustrating, because she buys one of my sister’s the cute cheeky panties she likes, and she buys the other something cute and little and adorable, or a thong.
I get the biggest,...
You can leave your hat on - Etta James
“WITH its corrugated steel awning, a yellow and red exterior with stickers and...”
– Brooklyn Up Close - In Brooklyn, the Virtual Bodega (And They Deliver) - NYTimes.com
Only in NYC. Only hipsters. But I would so use this service.
“UNITED NATIONS - Alone among major Western nations, the United States has...”
– U.S. balks at U.N. stand against anti-gay laws - United Nations- msnbc.com
““Would you rather eat supper or get me off with a dildo?”
“Huh?” He shook his...”
– Going Out « Little Submissions
