That sounds oddly…metrosexual. Allah of the olden days sounds like a pretty interesting guy!
If your faith is so weak that it can be damaged by ‘downward facing dog’ then you’ve got bigger problmens than yoga.
Why is it always straight guys and lesbians? Man, if I had my own reality dating show, it would be Me, and 50 bisexual men. And I’d be left with two. Or three. Not one. There would be kink, and hitting them with stuff, and pegging. Oh god the pegging…
I should have my own reality dating show. It would be so awesome. But probably only airable on HBO.