“As has been reported by a few other gaming blogs and news sites, the Charity Auction at this year’s GenCon Indianapolis was held to benefit Gary Gygax’s favorite charity, which I will not name here for reasons that will soon become obvious. The fine folks at GenCon raised over $17,000 for this charity, which helps starving children in impovershed areas of the world—only to have that money actually turned down by the charity. The charity refused due to the fact that the money was raised partly by the sales of Dungeons and Dragons materials, which as we all know, puts an irrevocable taint of evil on the filthy lucre that us demon-worshipping gamers might want to use to, say, donate to starving children. Not only is this a slap in the face to every gamer, but it is especially insulting to Mr. Gygax himself, who I understand donated to their cause many times over the years. Plus, I’m sure the children who would have gotten food or clean drinking water with that money would be sort of upset, too.”—My Life in the Bush of Wombats - Post a comment
Ok Dawkins, I liked you right up until this. And it has nothing to do with the attack on Harry Potter, but really the stupid comment about fairy tales. I won’t get into it here, but fairy tales are actually, you know, kind of useful and important in the development of a child’s psyche.
“Josefina Rivera escaped on March 24, 1987. She had convinced Heidnik to let her go out, promising to bring back another captive for him, but instead she went straight to the authorities who secured a search warrant. Heidnik was arrested. At his arraignment, Heidnik claimed that the women were already in the house when he moved in.”—
“Extra weight no big deal in women’s sex life, study finds Extra pounds don’t weigh down a woman’s sex life, Hawaiian and Oregon researchers have found. By PAIGE PARKER Newhouse News Service PORTLAND — Extra pounds don’t weigh down a woman’s sex life, Hawaiian and Oregon researchers have found. On average, overweight and obese women have the same number of male sexual partners during their lifetime and during a 12-month period as do healthy-weight women. All groups report having sex for the first time at the same average age, about 17. In fact, women who are overweight and obese were more likely than normal-weight women to report ever having sex with a man. Researchers came to those conclusions using a survey of 7,600 women from the National Center for Health Statistics. Once they weeded out pregnant women and those who didn’t report their weight, researchers had about 6,700 women left to study. “Physicians and others can come in with a preconceived notion about sexual activity based on body weight,” says Bliss Kaneshiro, the study’s lead author. “This tells us we should really be treating women of all body weights equally.””—
THANK YOU! This is for all the mother fuckers who think I ought to not be getting laid coz I’m fat. All the people who said that I’m unattractive. Well you fuckers, here is some empirical proof. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
At Which Point, the Party’s Over Before It’s Begun
Woman #1: They’re teaching sex ed in school. But he wasn’t understanding what “menstruation” was, so I told him it was like throwing a party, and you put up decorations and make a cake, but no one shows up so you tear it all down and throw it away.
Woman #2: That’s clever.
Woman #1: And that premature ejaculation is when everyone shows up to the party two hours too early while you’re still getting ready.