23 5 / 2013
"Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake."
Jeanne Ray (via shetakesflight)
hell yeahhh!
(via ammre)
…..and now I want cake too. I’m jealous of that silly person who did not take offered cake, because I would say yes to cake now
(Source: the-healing-nest, via ammre)
23 5 / 2013
Agnostic (sometime) theologian: Do This At Home:
Chub Rub / Thick Thighs Velvety Smooth Balm-like Recipe by NuestraHermana
This post is a free for all recipe I am sharing with you all. I have used several summers to stop the rash/not so fun redness and discomfort caused by my beautiful thick thighs rubbing together in…
I AM SO MAKING THIS. OP, I LOVE YOU! My thighs might have to send you a bunch of flowers if this works out for me this summer!
23 5 / 2013
Through Air and Shadows: Heroification and Silencing
“Teachers have held up Helen Keller, the blind and deaf girl who overcame her physical handicaps, as an inspiration to generations of schoolchildren. Every fifth grader knows the scene in which Anne Sullivan spells water into young Helen’s hand at the pump. At least a dozen…
23 5 / 2013
Not a god damn thing.
Spock should be wearing a helmet and knee pads with those skates. That would be logical.
(via wilwheaton)
23 5 / 2013
Can’t decide…
Murder…
Or hug….
I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug. I’m going with hug.
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via catsareassholes)
